This is the guy who isn't necessarily the flashiest captain on the fleet, but he’s the one you actually want to survive a storm with. He’s the "Dad" of the pirate ship—metaphorically speaking. He can tie a knot with his teeth, he carries the heavy loot without complaining, and when he looks at you, the rugged scowl melts into a soft, "You okay?"

Why he’s top tier: You will never, ever be bored. He is the "Golden Retriever energy" of the pirate world—if the Retriever had a felony record and a tramp stamp. Red flag: Good luck getting him to settle down. Also, the hygiene situation is... a work in progress.

For those who dive into otome games and webtoons, the "Pirate Captain" is a staple. These husbandos are usually written to be the ultimate protective lovers, hiding a heart of gold under a layer of grit and sea salt. How to Rank Your Pirate Husbandos

Jack is the "wild card" husbando. You never quite know if he’s a genius or just incredibly lucky. His appeal lies in his unpredictability and his flamboyant charm. He’s not the guy you marry for stability; he’s the guy you run away with to live a life of high-stakes comedy and supernatural escapes.