At 3:14 AM, he found it. A buried thread from 2024. A user named SiliconShadow had posted a single, cryptic mega.nz link.
Firmware for these generic boxes is rarely hosted on an official manufacturer site. Instead, look for community-verified links:
What is the (stuck on logo, black screen, or no power light)?
The brand "shell." These are often powered by Amlogic or Rockchip processors.